Lab Rats

This could have been finished an hour ago. Sign me up for the clinical trial when they develop a cure for "Perfectionism Addiction."

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You Got a Friend

Alternative title: "Contractual Obligation to Mommy #1."

My family dynamic: Mom wants a rat? Mom gets a rat. With love.

Credit where credit is due: cartoonist Joe Kuth suggested using my hatred of parrots for a cartoon, and film-maker & artist Kevin Necessary inspired the bird's ability to inflict self-loathing on its victim.

Taste Like a Chocolate Milk Shake - Only Crunchy!

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This one's for the cereal commercials of and before my youth. The "Taste Like a Chocolate Milk Shake..." title was the slogan for a Cocoa Krispies commercial starring Snagglepuss.

And this one's also for good hygiene.